Chris' Office Pro-Tips
Sometimes, co-workers can act like real idiots. Here's my ever-evolving list of office pro-tips to prevent you from acting like an idiot, too:
1) Show up on time.
2) Don't call out so much.
3) Don't interrupt people while they're eating.
4) Don't interrupt people while they're on a call or in a meeting.
5) Don't barge into someone's office/cube and start talking until it's apparent they're ready to listen.
6) Flush the toilet.
7) Wash your hands.
8) If you're on a conference, please check - then double-check - that your phone is muted.
9) Use proper grammar.
10) Don't miss deadlines.
11) Don't propose unrealistic deadlines.